Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Hands off Piers Morgan! (He's too useful an idiot to send back to England.)

Piers Morgan, Royal Fool for Firearm Confiscation.
Much has been made about the petition campaign to deport Piers Morgan.
As far as I'm concerned, we need to keep him right where he is, reminding American firearm owners with his outrageous disarmament advocacy just exactly why we had a Lexington and Concord in 1775. Piers is the best advertisement for citizen disarmament lobby I can think of -- from our point of view. He's ignorant, stupid, wholly uninformed, rude, and so full of himself that in his recent clash with Larry Pratt I actually thought he might explode. He can't fail to alarm and outrage American firearm owners every time he opens his mouth. Thus, Piers is the best friend we've got in the national media, producing among traditional Americans a universal loathing and solidarity. We may disagree on finer points of liberty, but we all agree that Piers is a disgusting shill for American collectivist tyranny. He's too useful an idiot to send back to England.

6 comments:

Crotalus said...

Maybe we do need to keep him around. He's such a boor that he really is a court jester.

Anonymous said...

Okay keep him but do we really have to pay him.


chevy

Anonymous said...

You have created a perfect picture of Dockside Piers. Continue to use it everytime he sticks his head up above ground. Two can play the mocking game.

davidc said...

You have a good point ! I signed the petition just for the symbolism !

David Forward said...

The Brits are no fools, they don't want him back...http://www.prisonplanet.com/brits-petition-government-we-dont-want-piers-morgan-back.html

Anonymous said...

Jeremy Clarkson of the BBC pleads with us not to deport poor Piers:

"It took us 40 years to get rid of Piers Morgan. Pleasse don't send him back."